So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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