that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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