My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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