Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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