The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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