So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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