i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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