My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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