Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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