I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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