just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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