let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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