butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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