so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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