3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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