You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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