Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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