When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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