Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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