We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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