Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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