she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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