Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
