so explain again why im purple
no
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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