I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
