glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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