direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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