So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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