so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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