Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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