Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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