i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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