Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
accomplished twins. life is a go
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
