Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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