Define "chronic" masturbator.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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