yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
