the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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