I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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