well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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