Whod you bang
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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