Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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