yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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