theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
home. puking in laundry basket.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
false alarm, still single
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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