4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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