That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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