i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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