we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
