420 ftw
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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