Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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