I must be too annoying 4 u.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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