this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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